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Apple’s iPad Revolutionizes Agency Lexicon

The iPad is here. Pretty cool.

http://www.apple.com/ipad/

Zachary L.
Director of Interactive Media
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All over Twitter it is getting #Fail…

Jennifer Grabiec
Media Director
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Maybe this is why:

http://www.theonion.com/content/news_briefs/frantic_steve_jobs_stays_up

Jackie Bebenroth
Associate Creative Director

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I’ve been hearing: fail. It’s cool, but it doesn’t do anything novel. Of course, I don’t know for myself, this is what I’ve been hearing. It does operate as a book reader (like Kindle). I was just saying the other day I wouldn’t buy a Kindle cuz its a uni-tasker. This iPad isn’t. Seems like something cool that Apple will probably evolve quickly to be more exciting.

P.S. It does kind of look like one of the giant calculators or remote controls for old people with bad sight. Like a giant iPhone.

Julie Jones
Copywriter

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People are always quick to judge a product that’s been rumored for as long as this one has been. They are making assumptions based on what they think it should do that it doesn’t, but are missing out on the bigger picture of what it CAN do that other products out there cannot. This shouldn’t be looked in terms of it being a consumer product that is perfect for every market, at least not at first.  I see huge potential when it comes to schools and education. The deals that Apple has already struck with publishers like McGraw-Hill make me think this will revolutionize the textbook market. That’s a huge multi-billion dollar industry that is now in reach for Apple. Give it a few years, I think you’ll see a lot of students carrying these around instead of a backpack full of books. Even if that’s as far as this product goes, Apple is positioned to make a LOT of money off of this product. It’s all about the $ made off the downloads. Cha-Ching.

Zachary L.
Director of Interactive Media

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It’s so perfect for my fam cause: Susan needs a computer just like it for home and class, my son is now totally addicted to my iPhone and macbookPro so this would keep him busy for hours on long trips, + this thing is a perfect sized movie player.

btw people are still saying “fail”? : )

Doug Herberich
Art Director

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Zach – Are you getting paid for this endorsement?
Doug – Yes, “fail” is still a word commonly used. Failblog.org?

P.S. I don’t have any opinion about this thing, cuz I haven’t used it. I just heard through the media that it wasn’t being well-received. Not surprised there are haters, there always are.

Julie Jones
Copywriter

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Kind of.  I have stock in Apple :)

Zachary L.
Director of Interactive Media

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My vote is for “fail/epic fail,” “jumped the shark,” and “that’s what she said” to stay pre-2010… and geez I’m starting to hear late-80′s “burn” a bunch as well… don’t ruin the memories.

Doug Herberich
Art Director

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Doug – It kind of seems like you fail cuz you jumped the shark when you started hatin’ on that’s what she said. Burn.

Julie Jones
Copywriter

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Whammy. Zing. Oh no you didn’t. Balls to the walls. Right on. Boo-ya. Oh Snap.

Zachary L.
Director of Interactive Media

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Whatever, who let the dogs out, talk to the hand,  it’s all good, don’t go there, it is what it is, word, (blank).com,  your mother

Doug Herberich
Art Director

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Jules – Don’t be such a playa’ hata’.  Doug’s bad to the bone.

Zachary L.
Director of Interactive Media

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Zach – u my dog

Doug Herberich
Art Director

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Genius blog entry

Doug Herberich
Art Director

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Logging it all right now.

Julie Jones
Copywriter

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spyware for cell phones

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Dear Santa

The team at Keathley has been very nice throughout all of 2009. So good, in fact, that we kind of deserve to have all of our professional dreams come true. We promise not to be naughty for all of 2010. Well, most of it.

We present the following list for your consideration.

Yours truly,
Team Keathley

Julie & Brandi – Copy D.

The best Christmas present ever would be for the copy department to be able to brainstorm cool concepts for awesome projects (viral videos, sweet applications, songs, etc.) all day long. It would also be cool to do that in a lush copy department environment outfitted with the following:

  • An assistant who would provide food and drink of any kind, at any time
  • Comfy, overstuffed lounge chairs
  • Hammocks for recharging
  • A pool table, Wii and a huge TV (foosball for Brandi too)
  • New laptops & 3Gs’s
  • A media library that always has the video, book or magazine for the job
  • Luke Sullivan
  • A dog named sprocket that talks
  • A magic “Yes” button to be used once a year (for each of us) on any concept we want
  • A life-sized Zen garden sand box with a golden rake
  • A saltwater fish tank large enough to snorkel in

Jesse

A stocking full of filled out time sheets and a box of extended timelines.

Zach

Every interactive department shares their love for one type of present: Gadgets. Lots of them. Digital this. Electronic that. If it requires electricity we like it. An endless supply of gadgets to play with would be super-sweet.

Jackie

Consolidate my three job titles into one super-sweet mega-title.

Jenn

  • The greatest best planner/buyer EVER
  • Ability to attend the hottest seminars in 2010
  • Auto-fill time sheets
  • Enough time in the day to accommodate all the invites received by our great media partners
  • The opportunity to create and execute the GREATEST media plan in the history of my career that is featured on the cover of Adweek.
  • Plan and execute an event that blows everything prior out of the water.
  • A big fat raise!

Sara

  • Land a certain client in Chicago and I get to work in the satellite office
  • A hot new all business suit
  • Project Plant-a-Bulb plants itself as a raging success story

Becki

To land a client that was in charge of every fashion week event internationally and be assigned the account to coordinate. This would, of course, involve me meeting every celebrity I’ve ever wanted to meet in order to reserve them seats at the hottest upcoming shows, help cast models, and include all the outrageous free gift bags and giveaways to keep for takeaways! Last but not least, this would require me to travel to at LEAST France, Italy, Greece, England and the Caribbean for pre-event visits and research! :)

Ralph

My wish is to be recognized on the cover of Time Magazine as 2010’s most Influential Person, being seen as the leading communicator, humanitarian and philanthropist, as well as the wealthiest man in America.

Time will write a 7,000-word piece on my rise to fame from Director of PR at a small advertising and PR agency in America’s gritty, blue collar Midwest to socialite and friend of all to our nation’s needy and poverty stricken.

As 2010’s Most Influential Person, I will be appointed Secretary of Humanitarian Aid to the United States, as well as liaison to foreign countries, including Rwanda, Sudan, Cambodia and many others.

In the end, many of the world’s leaders, including President Obama and several members of the U.N. will call for me to be presented the Nobel Prize as a result of my selfless work.

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How shenanigans can make you millions

Freestyle writing. Yoga. Radiohead. Creatives use many methods to get (and stay) inspired. An inspired and practiced mind is much more prone to moments of creative genius.

People may be born creative, but in order to harness creativity, it needs to be exercised. Creativity is not a bike. You can’t jump on it after years without practice. You’ll probably crash, and definitely won’t land a 720 bar spin.

Advertising agencies know this. Smart ones encourage behavior that inspires creativity because creativity impacts their bottom lines. The question is: Would this mode of thinking benefit other businesses that may view these behaviors as a waste of company time? Maybe the answer is no. Then again… more industries than advertising rely on ideas.

Creativity-inspiring activities aren’t necessarily time consuming.  A break from intense thinking for some short-lived fun has substantial positive results. Redirecting attention for a moment of entertainment and creative release refreshes creative mojo. We bet modern psychology can back this up. And we’ve known it to solve problems on many occasions.

In the names of all those whose work benefits from a 5-minute Fun-Time Refresh, we’ve decided to compile a collection of examples. We’ll call it the “Keathley Take Fives.” Keep an eye out for additions. Here’s one to get you started.

Situation: This Keathley Take Five manifested itself in the form of an email chain. Becki Cooper, Account Coordinator, had to stay home one morning for a kitchen appliance repair. She sent the following email to inform the staff of the situation:

Dishwasher guy said he will be here at 11. Probably be in around 12-12:15. Feel free to email me w anything.

Becki Cooper
Public Relations Coordinator
Keathley Advertising

As any levelheaded colleagues would respond, the staff took the last line of the email quite literally. The following is a glimpse at some of the responses.

Hey Becki:

Hate to bother you, but I have a pressing question I wanted to ask.  Typically, people don’t read labels properly and shampoo their hair incorrectly.

I’m sure you know this, but it says to “Lather. Rinse. AND Repeat.”  I know a lot of people don’t Repeat and only Lather and Rinse once.  This is a shame.  I just wanted to see if you were aware of this situation and were taking steps to assure that you are indeed Repeating as the label implies.

I just don’t want to get into a “He-said” “She-said” situation when it comes to these types of things.  Can you please put together a 20+ page internal policy report on how we can correct this issue in the future (and we might as well put together something on how it can be corrected in the past while we are at it).  If you could have that ready by noon for review that would be great.

Thanks.

Zachary Linquist
Director of Interactive Media

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Hey Becki:

I hope things are going well with your appliances. I was just sitting here pondering an important question: Twix: Cookie or Candy? I thought that, with your background in cake design, you might have some insight on this.

Would you mind doing some primary and secondary research on the subject? It’d be great if you could post a formal survey on your Facebook page and ask all your Twitter followers.

Please compile your findings in a detailed report, along with at least 22 related web articles and a summary of your final conclusions, by EOD today.

Thanks,

Jack                                                                                                                                                                           Associate Creative Director

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Hi Becki,

I need some consultation about an area of your expertise. American Idol, while obviously the most annoying and mentally insubstantial show ever to have disgraced the screen, is somehow the most successful show in history.

Is the success of American Idol due to it being a meritable reality program or a string of self-obsessed publicity stunts and scandals?

Topics of discussion:

  • Paula Abdul and young boys
  • Paula Abdul on drugs
  • “Coke” cups: promotion or insinuation?
  • Gay guys finish second
  • Ryan Seacrest

Please advise.

Thanks

Brandi Hensler
Copywriter

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Conclusion: Did Becki deliver on these requests? No. Was the combined 15 minutes spent on this a waste of company time? Maybe. But the award-winning campaign that was concepted later the same day says otherwise…

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Setting Incites Inspiration

Creativity is best served in an environment as creative as the people working there. The Keathley staff enjoys working in the top floor of the Castle Hall building, which was built in 1878. Our office once served as a ballroom for the Knights of Pythias.

In our world, creative inspiration is always at arm’s length thanks to our rooftop conference room, cozy couches, huge windows flooding sunlight and dramatic Victorian Gothic Revival architecture. When scenery isn’t sparking the magic, 20-foot ceilings always make Frisbee a possibility.

Check out some of the coolest agency interiors. If you can’t get enough, go to This Ain’t No Disco for more.

Where do you find inspiration?




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